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Friday, November 16, 2007

The Oracle of Starbucks

Today, I spotted my very first red Starbucks cup of the year.

How can this be?! We're still in shorts and tank tops here in Dallas. It can't be that close to the holidays yet... can it?

Since Hubby and I have been trying to cut back in every way possible in order to afford Christmas, my trips to Starbucks have been curtailed for a bit. So, no little red cups for me. In a more prosperous era, my drink of choice this time of year would be their yummy Gingerbread Latte.

Have you ever wondered what you Starbucks order says about you? Well, wonder no more.

Behold, The Oracle of Starbucks knows all!

You type in your order (including size) and the "Oracle of Starbucks" gives you a personality assessment like none other. Here's mine:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks grande gingerbread latte.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home
It's true. My tastes have become simpler, especially since I've started brewing my own coffee at home instead of paying $5 for it on my way to playgroup. I guess that makes me a bore and lame.

I'm not sure if it's the espresso, some much as having someone serve me and clean up afterwards that's the exciting part.

It's true. I do use fake curse words, so let them laugh at me. I like to reserve the real ones for special occasions. I have not, however, found America's Funniest Home Videos funny since I was in 6th grade...

V8 is good for you and, yes, my sofa is quite inviting.
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As if I don't have enough delicious blogs keeping me from sleeping at night to read, I'm constantly discovering more, more, MORE!

I mostly find new blogs from seeing who other bloggers currently digging, but occasionally, a fascinating headline will pop up through BlogRush (you know, that little widget off the the side of my blog... If you haven't already signed up, you totally should!). Once I'm compelled to click, I'm as good as hooked.

This is precisely what lead me to MommyCosm and her post about The Oracle of Starbucks. I just had to pass it along.

Today, I'd like to express my gratitude for all of the people in my "bloggy-hood".

Thank you for making me laugh. Thank you for making me cry. Thank you for entertaining and inspiring me. Thank you for your creativity, sarcasm, and wit.

Thank you for making me feel a part of a community through your comments and awards. I love and admire you all!!!
Oh, who are the people in your bloggy-hood?
In your
bloggy-hood?
In your
bloggy-hood?
Say, who are the people in your
bloggy-hood?
The people that you meet each day

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, this person in your "bloggyhood" says Tag you're it!

regina said...

No way! I SO hear you!

I was in Starbucks earlier today getting a venti cinnamon dulce latte and was also taken aback by the red cup. Confirming the season's arrival was the reemergence of the cranberry bliss bar (or rather crackberry bliss), taking its rightful place among the bagels and muffins.

btw, thanks for linking me up with the Oracle of Starbucks to confirm I'm an "Ass-clown." (Speaking of crack, my Ass-clown profile contends, "Everyone who drinks Venti cinnamon dulce latte ends up addicted to crack.")

And a super big thanks for stopping by my blog and sending get well wishes my baby's way. :)

Rachel said...

LOL! Absolutely adorable!
um... yeah.... we're in tanks and shorts down here in South Texas, so I feel you.
Not a coffee drinker but I am going to make my husband do that "oracle" that's a riot!
Thanks for the laugh.
Found you through Bradley, The Egelnest.

Anonymous said...

Solution: Buy yourself a cool Starbucks mug or to go mug! It'll stil make you feel the BuxLuv!

Cynthia said...

Ok, I am a loser here...Not a coffee drinker, therefor not a Starbucks person:( Ah well, I am addicted to Coke!

The Egel Nest said...

self-brewing makes you smart...not boring and lame... :)


Bradley
The Egel Nest

Heidi Hyde said...

Heh! I came up lame too!

-HH

MamaGeek @ Works For Us said...

If YOU'RE LAME, I'm a size 2. You are anything but lame my friend! Dang, that latte sounds good right about now.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by and for the mention...and it's good to know that BlogRush actually works :)