About Me

My photo
Married a geek, then left a job in advertising to be a personal assistant to a toddler. The pay is... well, nonexistent, but the perks are simply priceless.

E-mail Me

quietlyshoutinginside [at] gmail [dot] com


FEEDJIT Live Traffic Map

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Apparently, London has terrible phone service

My parents and sisters are enjoying Spring Break in London...without me (pouting).

They've called me once since they've been there and I happened to be signing up my son for Gymboree at the time. This is how our conversation went:

Mom: Hi, where are you?

Me: Hi, Mom! How... oh wait, Son, stop eat that shoe. It's not yours... Hey Mom, I kind of have my hands full right now. Can you call me back in fifteen minutes? I'm trying to watch the baby and fill out some forms.

Mom: No.... no, we can't. We're in London.

Me: ummm...

Mom: Wait, your Dad wants to speak with you.

Me: Son, stop it... Mom, wait. Okay, I'm going to have to call you later.

Dad: Hey, how are you and the boy doing?

Me: uh, fine, Dad... oh, just one sec, Dad. Son! No, stop. Come here.

Dad: Hello?

Me: Hi Dad.

Dad: Hello?

Me: Dad.

Dad: Oh hi, we're in London.

Me: I know. How is it?

Dad: Wait your sisters would like to say something to the baby. Put your son on the phone...

Me: I can't right now, Dad, but...

Sister: Hello?

Me: (sigh) Hi, sis.

Sister: Hello? Are you there?

Me: Yes, I'm here. Hi.

Sister: We're in London.

I know.

I know.
I KNOW...

No comments: