Points for Effort

Hubby: What's your favorite type of rose these days?

Me: favorite rose?

Hubby: Yeah. When we were dating, you had a favorite rose. I was just wondering if it's still...

Me: Roses? I would be happy if you weeded the lawn and gave THAT to me in a box with a bow

Hubby: Really?

Me: Yes, my standards for romance are just that low these days...

Hubby: ha ha ha ha

Me: No really, go weed the lawn.

Hubby: Crap!